{"id":113,"date":"2017-04-01T23:23:31","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T23:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2017-04-02T23:40:40","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T23:40:40","slug":"letthebossgofirst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/letthebossgofirst\/","title":{"rendered":"Let The Boss Go First"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-113 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/letthebossgofirst\/755-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/755-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Let The Boss Go First\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-114\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-114'>\n\t\t\t\tA sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. \n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/letthebossgofirst\/608-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/608-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Let The Boss Go First\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-115\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-115'>\n\t\t\t\tThey rub it and a Genie comes out.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/letthebossgofirst\/786-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/786-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Let The Boss Go First\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-117\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-117'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8216;I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.&#8217; \n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/letthebossgofirst\/506-614\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/506-614-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Let The Boss Go First\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-116\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-116'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8216;I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.&#8217; \n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Let The Boss Go First<\/p>\n<p>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.<\/p>\n<p>They rub it and a Genie comes out.<\/p>\n<p>The Genie says,<br \/>\n&#8216;I&#8217;ll give each of you just one wish.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Me first! Me first!&#8217;<br \/>\nsays the admin clerk.<br \/>\n&#8216;I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.&#8217;<br \/>\nPuff! She&#8217;s gone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Me next! Me next!&#8217;<br \/>\nsays the sales rep.<br \/>\n&#8216;I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Puff! He&#8217;s gone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;OK, you&#8217;re up,&#8217; the Genie says to the manager.<\/p>\n<p>The manager says,<br \/>\n&#8216;I want those two back in the office after lunch.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading my blog.<br \/>\nPlease comment below and share my link.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie Nicholson<\/p>\n<p><em>Debbie Nicholson<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/debbienicholson.info\/LetTheBossGoFirst.m4a\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for your Audio link to this blog<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 175px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&amp;hosted_button_id=DG9G3A3M6HCPW\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/images\/life-happens-volume-1-3d.png\" alt=\"Life Happens Volume 1\" width=\"165\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Life Happens Volume 1 A Collection of Funny Emails and Facebook Messages Dating From The 1980s To 2012<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let The Boss Go First A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. 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