{"id":119,"date":"2017-04-02T23:36:33","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T23:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/?p=119"},"modified":"2017-04-02T23:41:15","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T23:41:15","slug":"thezimbabweanbusdriver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/thezimbabweanbusdriver\/","title":{"rendered":"The Zimbabwean Bus Driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-119 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/thezimbabweanbusdriver\/764-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/764-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"The Zimbabwean Bus Driver\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-121\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-121'>\n\t\t\t\tAfter stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver \n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/thezimbabweanbusdriver\/904-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/904-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"The Zimbabwean Bus Driver\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-122\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-122'>\n\t\t\t\ttransporting from Harare to Bulawayo\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/thezimbabweanbusdriver\/884-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/884-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"The Zimbabwean Bus Driver\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-123\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-123'>\n\t\t\t\tthe driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/thezimbabweanbusdriver\/683-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/683-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"The Zimbabwean Bus Driver\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-124\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-124'>\n\t\t\t\tHe then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital,\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<br \/>\nThe Zimbabwean Bus Driver<\/p>\n<p>After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. <img decoding=\"async\" id=\"premiuminator\" class=\"mcePremiuminator_big mceItemNoResize\" src=\"http:\/\/fbstatic.empowr.com\/abcdo\/TinyMce\/plugins\/premiuminator\/img\/trans.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.<\/p>\n<p>He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.<\/p>\n<p>The deception wasn&#8217;t discovered for 3 days.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading my blog.<br \/>\nPlease comment below and share my link.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie Nicholson<\/p>\n<p><em>Debbie Nicholson<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/debbienicholson.info\/TheZimbabweanBusDriver.m4a\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for your Audio link to this blog<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 175px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&amp;hosted_button_id=DG9G3A3M6HCPW\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" 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