{"id":143,"date":"2017-04-05T05:51:18","date_gmt":"2017-04-05T05:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/?p=143"},"modified":"2017-04-06T20:05:53","modified_gmt":"2017-04-06T20:05:53","slug":"wouldbepetrolthief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wouldbepetrolthief\/","title":{"rendered":"Would Be Petrol Thief"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-143 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/778-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Would Be Petrol Thief\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-150\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-150'>\n\t\t\t\tWhen a man attempted to siphon gasoline\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/728-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Would Be Petrol Thief\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-149\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-149'>\n\t\t\t\tfrom a motor home parked on a Seattle street\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/836-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Would Be Petrol Thief\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-151\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-151'>\n\t\t\t\tPolice arrived at the scene \n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/506-705-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Would Be Petrol Thief\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-145\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-145'>\n\t\t\t\the plugged his siphon hose into the motor home&#8217;s sewage tank by mistake.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Would Be Petrol Thief<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.<\/p>\n<p>Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.<\/p>\n<p>A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home&#8217;s sewage tank by mistake.<\/p>\n<p>The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he&#8217;d ever had and the perp had been punished enough!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading my blog.<br \/>\nPlease comment below and share my link.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie Nicholson<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/debbienicholson.info\/wouldbepetrolthief.m4a\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for your Audio link to this blog<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 175px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&amp;hosted_button_id=DG9G3A3M6HCPW\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/images\/life-happens-volume-1-3d.png\" alt=\"Life Happens Volume 1\" width=\"165\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Life Happens Volume 1 A Collection of Funny Emails and Facebook Messages Dating From The 1980s To 2012<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would Be Petrol Thief When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. 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