{"id":83,"date":"2017-03-29T05:53:25","date_gmt":"2017-03-29T05:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/?p=83"},"modified":"2017-04-02T23:39:14","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T23:39:14","slug":"twentythingstoremember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/twentythingstoremember\/","title":{"rendered":"Twenty Things To Remember"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-83 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/twentythingstoremember\/705-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/705-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-87\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-87'>\n\t\t\t\tKidnappers are not very interested in you.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/twentythingstoremember\/506-618\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/506-618-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-86\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-86'>\n\t\t\t\tYou sing along with elevator music.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/twentythingstoremember\/507-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/507-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-84\" srcset=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/507-506-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/507-506-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/507-506.jpg 507w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-84'>\n\t\t\t\tYou can live without sex but not your glasses.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/twentythingstoremember\/506-578\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/506-578-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-85\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-85'>\n\t\t\t\tYour secrets are safe with your friends because they can&#8217;t remember them either.\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Twenty Things To Remember<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Someone had to remind me, so I&#8217;m reminding you too. \u00a0Don&#8217;t laugh&#8230;&#8230;it is all true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!<\/p>\n<p>01&#8230;\u00a0Kidnappers are not very interested in you.<\/p>\n<p>02.\u00a0In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.<\/p>\n<p>03..\u00a0No one expects you to run&#8211;anywhere..<\/p>\n<p>04.\u00a0People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?<\/p>\n<p>05.\u00a0People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.<\/p>\n<p>06.\u00a0There is nothing left to learn the hard way.<\/p>\n<p>07.\u00a0Things you buy now won&#8217;t wear out.<\/p>\n<p>08.\u00a0You can eat supper at 4 pm.<\/p>\n<p>09.\u00a0You can live without sex but not your glasses.<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0You get into heated arguments about pension plans.<\/p>\n<p>11.\u00a0You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.<\/p>\n<p>12.\u00a0You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks \u00a0into the room.<\/p>\n<p>13.\u00a0You sing along with elevator music.<\/p>\n<p>14..\u00a0Your eyes won&#8217;t get much worse.<\/p>\n<p>15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.<\/p>\n<p>16.\u00a0Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.<\/p>\n<p>17.\u00a0Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can&#8217;t remember them either.<\/p>\n<p>18.\u00a0Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.<\/p>\n<p>19.\u00a0You can&#8217;t remember who sent you this list.<\/p>\n<p>And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.<\/p>\n<p>AND TRY TO ALWAYS REMEMBER\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading my blog.<br \/>\nPlease comment below and share my link.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie Nicholson<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/debbienicholson.info\/TwentyThingsToRemember.m4a\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for the audio file<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 175px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&amp;hosted_button_id=DG9G3A3M6HCPW\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/images\/life-happens-volume-1-3d.png\" alt=\"Life Happens Volume 1\" width=\"165\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Life Happens Volume 1 A Collection of Funny Emails and Facebook Messages Dating From The 1980s To 2012<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twenty Things To Remember &nbsp; Someone had to remind me, so I&#8217;m reminding you too. \u00a0Don&#8217;t laugh&#8230;&#8230;it is all true&#8230; Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01&#8230;\u00a0Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02.\u00a0In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03..\u00a0No one expects you to&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/twentythingstoremember\/\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[28,31,8],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-debbie-nicholson","category-uncategorized","tag-debbie-nicholson","tag-funny","tag-life-happens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103,"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}