{"id":92,"date":"2017-03-30T06:32:54","date_gmt":"2017-03-30T06:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/?p=92"},"modified":"2017-04-02T23:39:42","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T23:39:42","slug":"watchforrocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/watchforrocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch For Rocks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-92 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/watchforrocks\/757-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/757-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-95\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-95'>\n\t\t\t\tDriving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says:  \n\n&#8220;Watch For Fallen Rocks.&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/watchforrocks\/752-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/752-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-96\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-96'>\n\t\t\t\tA couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/watchforrocks\/687-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/687-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-97\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-97'>\n\t\t\t\tArriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into the highway maintenance office.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/watchforrocks\/510-506\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/510-506-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-98\" srcset=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/510-506-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/510-506-300x298.jpg 300w, http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/510-506.jpg 510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-98'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8220;Here are your fallen rocks.  Now where&#8217;s my watch?&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Watch For Rocks<\/p>\n<p>Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Watch For Fallen Rocks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. \u00a0Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into the highway maintenance office.<\/p>\n<p>Placing them on the counter, he says to an offical:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here are your fallen rocks. \u00a0Now where&#8217;s my watch?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for reading my blog.<br \/>\nPlease comment below and share my link.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie Nicholson<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/debbienicholson.info\/WatchForRocks.m4a\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for your Audio link to this blog<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 175px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&amp;hosted_button_id=DG9G3A3M6HCPW\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/debbienicholsononline.com\/images\/life-happens-volume-1-3d.png\" alt=\"Life Happens Volume 1\" width=\"165\" height=\"219\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Life Happens Volume 1 A Collection of Funny Emails and Facebook Messages Dating From The 1980s To 2012<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watch For Rocks Driving down a remote road, a motorist sees a sign that says: &#8220;Watch For Fallen Rocks.&#8221; A couple of miles of careful driving later, he spots some pebbles and stops to pick a few up. \u00a0Arriving in the next town, the motorist carries the stones into the highway maintenance office. 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