New Book Featuring Cats

Date: April 9, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

Oh my, it’s hard to move and yet

That bowl gets filled with food! The Vet

Has told her not to feed me much

But how I love that stuff called fudge.

Here is an excerpt from one of my chapters that you will find inside my new book – Amis de Chat just released on Friday. I took many images from my fans here on Empowr and turned them into a book form with accompanying verses.

Some of them are funny, some of them are sad. Some even give out a touch of wisdom.

If you would like your very own copy of this magnificent book – the cost is only $4.95. And if you click my name at the bottom of the page then you will be taken to a link for download.

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I launched my new book Amis de Chat

Amis de Chat

Date: April 8, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: I launched my new book Amis de Chat

: Kitty Kat Newsletter

: your most precious pets

: Thank you to all those who made it possible

Amis de Chat

Yesterday I launched my new book Amis de Chat and my Kitty Kat Newsletter. the response overnight has been tremendous and I am so pleased that my inspiration is paying off.

Thank you to all those who made it possible to bring it into the public domain by helping me with reviews and pictures of your most precious pets. There is another book 2 on its way as a sequel so if your pet didnt get into this Book 1 then perhaps it will be in the next issue.

I first thought about this book 5 years ago, however, it wasn’t until last month that my fingers hovered over the keyboard and inspiration poured from my brain to my fingertips and this is the result. Even the name came as a mental image – I didn’t want to call it Cat Friends and instead came this lovely French name which is typical of all the images portrayed within as well as on the cover.

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It Doesn’t Pay To Look

Date: April 7, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: his .38 caliber revolver

: hold-up in Long Beach, California

: would-be robber James Elliot

: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again

It Doesnt Pay To look

When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.

He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.

This time it worked.

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Is This A Holdup?

Date: April 6, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K

: put a $20 bill on the counter,

: When the clerk opened the cash drawer

: If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?

Is This A Holdup?

A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change.

When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.

The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter.

The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15.

[If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

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Would Be Petrol Thief

Date: April 5, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline

: from a motor home parked on a Seattle street

: Police arrived at the scene

: he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake.

Would Be Petrol Thief
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.

Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.

A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake.

The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had and the perp had been punished enough!

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Incredible Verification Of Facts

Date: April 4, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: The Chef

: at a hotel in Switzerland

: lost a finger

: in a meat cutting machine

Incredible Verification Of Facts

The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company.

The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself.

He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.

The chef’s claim was approved.

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Careful Who Approaches You When Out

Date: April 3, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: s a female shopper

: a New York convenience store,

: a man grabbed her purse and ran.

: Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher.

Careful Who Approaches You When Out

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.

The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.

Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store.

The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”

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The Zimbabwean Bus Driver

Date: April 2, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver

: transporting from Harare to Bulawayo

: the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.

: He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital,

The Zimbabwean Bus Driver

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.

Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride.

He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.

The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

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Let The Boss Go First

Date: April 1, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

: They rub it and a Genie comes out.

: ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’

: ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’

Let The Boss Go First

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says,
‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’

‘Me first! Me first!’
says the admin clerk.
‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’
says the sales rep.
‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says,
‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

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The Eagle, The Rabbit And The Fox

Date: March 31, 2017 Author: Debbie Comments: Leave a reply

: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

: A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’

: All of a sudden, a fox appeared,

: jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’

The eagle answered:
‘Sure, why not.’

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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